A mad man walked onto Backra property one day.
"What yu doin here? Wat yu want?" Backra asked.
"Mi a look likkle wuk, baas," the madman said nervously.
"I doan have nuh work fo yu," Backra replied scornfully. "What can you do anyway?"
After a while, Backra noticed that the madman wouldn't leave the premises.
"Aright, come with me!" He said.
The madman walked behind him to the back of a large shed.
"Yu si dat rooster?" Backra said.
"Yes sah," the madman replied.
"A want yu fi buil a coop fi him," Backra said. "Everything you need is right there, wood, nail, mesh wire, everything."
He left the madman and drove off into town.
At the end of the day, the Backra returned home. He went to the back of the shed to see what handy work the madman had waiting for him. When he got behind the shed, there was nothing done. All the supplies were right where he left them that morning, the rooster was nowhere to be found and the madman was sitting on a stump with his head in his hand.
"Man, what you do from morning I leave here?" Backra asked. "Yu think is suh man work?
The madman sat up and looked him dead in the eye, and said, "Yu tink it easy fi buil fowl coob nuh? Frah maanin I deh ya a try fi ketch di rooster fi measure him fi buil di coob and di dyam rooster woan tan tuddy!"
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
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